Alberto von Danswan

Alberto von Danswan in all his (smelly) glory.
Alberto (Albie to his friends) is something of an experiment in miniature-goat breeding. His ancestry includes a range of breeds, from Boer to Angora. While he doesn't meet the official criteria for 'miniature', Albie stands slightly less tall than Helen (who is small for her breed anyway).
A recalcitrant teenager, Albie had been evicted from his first home, and arrived ready to take on anyone who got in his way. Albie hadn't reckoned on Mr Farmer getting in his way, and since their first encounter (in which Albie ended up hog-tied in the back of a ute), Albie has turned over a new leaf and become a charming, though hygienically-challenged buck. Albie loves Helen and apples, and has been seen lately doing some manly bonding with Roger the ram in an effort to stop being referred to as the World's Neediest Goat (his ultimate goal is to be known as a Total Stud, but as Helen says, he has a lot of work to do before that ever happens).