Monday, 17 June 2013

Alberto von Danswan's last laugh


After a Summer so drought-stricken that farmers all over the country swore they had never experienced anything so dry, Mother Nature unleashed rain so torrential that rivers all over the country broke their banks, flooding paddocks, breaking fences, and causing the death of hundreds of innocent Salmon. Farmers all over the country swore it had never been so wet.

Mid-way through some of the worst weather Mr Farmer has seen this year, Big Suffolk proudly announced the birth of twins, Molasses and Moonshine. Two small lambs with over-sized ears, little black hooves, and big, dark brown splotches on their coats. Two small lambs who looked distinctly like a certain goat we used to know...

Roger Ram thinks someone's pulled the wool over his eyes. Big Suffolk is a bit sheepish, but she ain't sayin' nothin' about what she got up to five months ago.



2 comments:

  1. Is that possible???? What would you call them Geeps? :)

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    1. When you're a smooth-talking buck like Albie was, anything is possible, even geeps (or shoats, or lads or kimbs). And it's been reported before - http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10758918 ;)

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