Friday, 22 April 2011

Scandal

Helen, looking smug, just prior to
letting her secret out
Yesterday, Helen was spotted tenderly licking Albie's face in the paddock, when she thought nobody was watching. Her secret is out. She is in love. With Albie.


Today, Helen was spotted with Albie in tow, eating gorse in the neighbour's paddock. Obviously Helen has shared her secret getting-through-the-fence technique with Albie, which means the relationship must be getting serious. Unfortunately Helen omitted to tell Albie how to get back through the boundary fence. Since Helen had to come back through the fence for milking, Albie is now crying nervously beside the fence, because he cannot work out how to get back through.

Helen is having some tether time in the paddock, to think about how mean it was to get Albie stuck on the wrong side of the fence.

1 comment:

  1. Oh, the shame! But you know, sometimes those guys just can't see what's right in front of them. Sometimes I think that by the time he got to bucks, the Creator had run completely out of Intelligence beans.

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