Cal-lamb-ity

Venus and Serena Woolliams (left and
right), with proud mother Arethra.

On the final day of Wimbledon, Venus and Serena Woolliams arrived on the farm in their pristine white tennis outfits. Proud mother Arethra's joy was short-lived, but much to Arethra's relief, so were the accusatory stares of the other new mothers in the flock. In a hidden corner of the paddock, a much bigger scandal was taking place. Fritzl's mum was giving birth again, this time to a little girl, Kerstin.

Kerstin. Cute, despite the awkward
family situation...

Roger claims that Fritzl's mum jumped the fence, but everybody knows that Roger is the only ram on the block. Additionally, Kerstin's resemblance to Fritzl and Roger is striking - but then, with such close family ties, that is only to be expected...

Earl E. Lamb and his half brother

Earl E. Lamb

Big Suffolk and Roger are proud to announce the birth of their son, Earl E. Lamb.


Whitney and Roger are also proud to announce the birth of their son, as yet unnamed.

Earl E.'s younger half brother

The rest of the community at Fiveacres say they already knew, because torrential rain and lambs go hand-in-hand, and also because Ewes of the World lambpooned Roger when it covered his brief but passionate affair with Whitney five months ago. Lambmentably, Big Suffolk and Whitney are not on speaking terms. Roger is feeling rather sheepish about the whole calambity, but is secretly ewephoric about being a father yet again.